50 Fun Things to do in an elevatoer (by Alan Meiss) 1. make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space". 3 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 4.whistle the first seven notes of "It's a smalworld" incessantly. 5.Sell Girl Scout Cookies. 6. on a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask "Got enough air in there?" 9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.